A first for everything

The first time a male literally ripped my pants off happened recently while working with a big english bulldog. We let the dog go free in the house and he came straight for me and wrapped his paws around my legs. I thought it was just the typical excited run-of-the-mill humping, but when I heard my pants give a loud rip, I was amazed to see the seams on the left side almost completely pulled apart! I’m sorry but this is horniness on a whole new level for me.

~ by seow on March 17, 2009.